vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
jebbmeh: partevia: sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
I am kinda getting my heart set on a one bed one bath now. It sounds perfect. And if I get lonely I’ll just get boyfriend or girlfriend. Or make friends that are not orgasm friends. Yeah that sounds better. Relationships stress me out and make me feel smothered. And guilty or feeling that way.
I’m meeting up with a potential roommate I found through craigslist tomorrow. I texted my dad about it and he said it sounded like the beginning of a murder mystery. So I’m posting this because I don’t want the last thing I ever posted to be “fetus and penis kinda rhyme.”
hey you know what i just realized fetus and penis kinda rhyme
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
artyartemisia replied to your post: a one bed one bath sounds wonderful but lonely … So long as you have the Internet all is good. :) Apparently they have free internet. I’m texting the dude right now to see if it’s still available. He posted it more than a month ago. . I like my roommate as a person. But he is a dirty dirty dude. i’m convinced i would rather not...