Destroying Tokyo
Just so you know what you're getting into: I like slash, het, and femmeslash.
I have a dirty dirty mind. And an equally dirty mouth. Online at least.
Current fandoms: Buffyverse, Avengers, Journey into Mystery, Legend of Korra, Legend of Zelda, Young Justice, and a few others
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce OTPS: Wesley + guns
My roommate just tried to get me into a discussion about philosophy.
Basically, I think that there is infinite thought, and each thought we think is only discovery…
And he believes that original thought is real, and that a thought can’t be real until you think it.
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my reasoning is that…thought is a realm of infinite possibilities…a possibility’s existence is not contingent on REALIZING it or KNOWING about it…therefore there are thoughts (possibilities) out there that we have not yet had the pleasure of thinking…but that they still exist, outside of us…
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i am going to go back to reading fic now
roommate wanted to talk more…
but i said, “i just wanted to eat crackers, i didn’t want to get into a philosophical debate D:”
There comes a time in every girl’s life where she has to sit down ask herself the important questions of life:
- should i trade in my 3ds and get a 3dsxl for $100?
- can i afford that?
- will a 3dsxl increase my playing pleasure?
- will that increase offset the cost???
- if i do trade it in, will the employees let me mess around with the 3ds a bit so i can transfer my info to my new system?
- will the headphone jack be in a less irritating spot (like how the stylus was moved to the side)?
- because if so, that’s almost worth it just right there.
- that is a bad place for a headphone jack
accurate
I’ve made a mental comparison between the taste of one of my favorite fruits to the taste of semen and now I can’t unthink it.
People need to realize that they can’t play chicken with me…
Once they get their food, I really couldn’t care less which orifice they stuff it into.
…Link felt something hard poke at his butt just as he penetrated his sword into Ghirahim’s ever-inviting chest hole. Hot sword juices spewed out in all directions as Link’s searing blade dug deeper into the sword spirits weak spot. Ghirahim shivered and trembled beneath the sky child, grasping the ground and tilting his pelvis upward at the amazing lusty PAIN that coursed through his body. AH! OH YEAH! The words escaped his drooling mouth, and Link stared at the figure beneath him with confusion. Link twisted the sword, grinding it inside of Ghirahim, and the sword spirit writhed and gasped. He grabbed the blade and forced it out of his body, throwing Link along with it. Blushing fiercely, he snarled at Link and gasped, “You wretched brat!”
OMG
ahaha
this is perfect
absolutely perfect
in a disgusting and hilarious way
this is hot as fuck
and i would legit masturbate to this, ngl
You know, this is technically a threesome
OH GOOD GOD, I did not think of that! XD
“Master Link, there is 90% probability that Ghirahim will ejaculate if you continue to thrust my sword form into him. I suggest looking in your adventure pouch for some tissues.”
some day i’m going to start a website
titled: “BARELY LEGAL ASIAN PUSSY - JUST TURNED 18”
and fill it up with pictures of 18 year old Siamese cats.
Japanese bobtail cats would also be acceptable.
when i play zelda
i fucking cut down all the grass and trees
like the fucking
once-ler
I just realized
when Fi asks Link to
lift his sword skyward…
it sounds like a euphemism.
Oh, Link, please
finish me with a skyward strike!
release all that energy
into my prostrate body
Every time
I see a bug
and squish it
I think
Oh god
what if that was an animorph?